A fortune cookie

Don’t worry about money. The best things in life are free.

4 Responses to “A fortune cookie”

  1. #1 by huskysooner

    As my dear wife would point out to me, “THAT’S NOT A FORTUNE.”

  2. Yeah, what ever happened to the “A tornado will crack your friend’s windshield.” fortunes?

  3. Yeah, but that’s a “FREE” fortune of nothing and a “FREE” tomato (Jek, is this the ‘ol you say tomato, I say tomado thingy?)….

    My fortune cookie revealed something much more ominous…. It reads, “Actions speak louder than words.”…… Which means I have to face “The Warth of JEK” (That’s JEK, not JFK – He’s dead) over my tardiness on a certain posting……. Hide me from the long finger of the JEK!…….

  4. Yeah yeah, well no finger pointing here. I just got back from Judy Fu’s Snappy Dragon with my fortune in hand. It reads: “You will receive a promotion soon.” Quite impressive… an actual fortune!

    BTW, if you ever go to Snappy Dragon, be sure and try the Spicy Eggplant in Tangy Sauce. YUM!

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