OLYMPIC LEAD……
MRambler jumps for joy after winning Olympic Lead in the “Why the Hell am I still in Oklahoma” competition….. MR attributes his record breaking victory to premeditated procrastination and sheer dumb stupidity….. “The competition was really tough” stated MR and he would like to thank his sponsors – “JekTarn Hiking Supply” of Seattle, WA for his complete wardrobe from head to toe, including the unseen “long johns” although MR states,”The sunglasses were kindly lent to me by Jake Blues and his under, underwear was his own personal choice and of no concern to the public“….. He is standing proudly by the nearly-new 1989 Dodge Ram Raider 4X4 awarded to him by the local used car dealer – “Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe“….. MR plans to celebrate by attempting a five mile journey in his new vehicle….. Again, congratulations to another outstanding Oklahoma Olympian who’s “Stuck in the Middle with Oklahoma“…….
February 19th, 2006 at 7:20 pm
I’m Jealous. I think jek should send all members of this blog some cool headgear.
Especially, since we have the white stuff here in Oklahoma, finally.
February 19th, 2006 at 11:09 pm
At first I thought you were the Olympic lead, as in front, and was very proud to be a sponsor, but lead?, as in a battery terminal? Black coats will be over soon to collect your undergarments. Don’t bother trying to run away in your Ram Raider; their vehicle can drive well over 5 miles, even on snow and ice.
February 20th, 2006 at 8:14 am
Hey, take a look at the hat âJekTarn Hiking Supplyâ sent me.
Doesn’t everyone shop at âJekTarn Hiking Supplyâ?
February 21st, 2006 at 11:16 pm
You are enjoying this storm waaaay too much, I had to drive thru it sunday! enroute to Chicago.