Whereabouts Unknown…..
…PDB has gone missing!!! He disappeared sometime while I was in the Great NorthWest….. When I returned MR HQ was totally ram-sacked….. I found the following sketch lying in a dark corner……
I’ve been so busy checking all his known hangouts, phoning any and all of his connections I know, and so far no PDB….. I know he was working underground on important stuff that will effect all our futures….. Hopefully, he hasn’t fallen into evil hands….. If the furry, fuzzbot shows up at your door, give him all the cooperation he requests, no matter how outlandish it might seem – And please notify me via this Blog with the codeword “Peanut”….. The future of our nation may depend on it!!!!…. (Note to Anon: Told you…. eh?…..
November 12th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Looks just the same as I remember him, Hasn’t aged a bit. Must be the booze and prairie grass diet.
November 12th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Several of my old (and I do mean old) friends, now look very similar to PDB, as shown in the sketch.
Looks like one of those wanted sign drawings.
You probably don’t have any actual photographs.
With his insider connections, PDB probably has the ability to become invisible when photographed.
Am I correct?
November 13th, 2009 at 10:20 am
If you mean by diet, Anon, the double-aged Harvey Wallbangers he carries in his stainless steel flask, which needs constantly refilled, and the free beer nuts and popcorn PDB consumes at the various dives he frequents during his “research” (that’s what he calls it), he does does look rather well, or, should we say well preserved…..
Sunn, PD Bob only takes photos, he somehow makes sure he’s not in any of them….. As you said, he has the ability to become invisible when anyone around him snaps a photo….. I once looked for him for a week, wondering where he was and what he was up to, when all of a sudden the stuffed desk lamp I had been using for the past week started laughing….. It was PDB, he was up to one of his experiments, seeing how long it would take me to figure out it was him…… I had just thought it was another one of those stupid mementos he had drug-in from one of his adventures….. I have to admit, PDB made a great lamp – I kinda miss it…..
November 13th, 2009 at 10:47 am
—— FLASH —— I just got a strange phone call – it was in Morse code and it contained the codeword “Peanut”…… Since my Morse code is a little rusty, especially verbally, it took me a while to decipher, but, it was PD Bob….. After about two minutes of Looney Tunes cussing (*#$%*@#$%^&) me for posting the sketch and messing about in his current undercover double top secret adventure, he said he would be in contact with a full report in the next few days – MAYBE!!!…. Secret little snot that he is, it was good to hear from him, so expect more about the GREAT PDB (his words) and how to survive in today’s world without being seen…..
November 13th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
MR, you could always take the taxidermy route (when appropriate).
November 13th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
Sunn I have it on good authority that PDB thinks taxidermy is a U.S, government conspiracy.
November 14th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Robo, aren’t most things reported by the guvmint?
November 16th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Considering his diet, I’m guessing PDB no longer tastes like chicken.
Is there a reward or bounty offered on PDB? How much? Baked or Fried? Just wondering.
November 18th, 2009 at 1:03 am
Anon, I figure since he’s a turkey & thanksgiving around the corner……………………………
November 18th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Self basting.
November 18th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
wasn’t there a fad about beer turkeys a few years ago?
November 18th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
This year Wallbanger P Dogs.
November 18th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Yeah, that’s the ticket!
November 19th, 2009 at 11:29 am
Isn’t that PDBratwurst?
November 19th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
You guys looking over your shoulder? I thought I heard something.
November 20th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
I assume you all are aware that you have probably made PD Bob’s “To Do” list….. Right up there with overthrowing terrorist governments and the current administration…..
Anon’s right – I’d be looking over my shoulder frequently and watch out for stuffed animal lamps magically appearing in your home, office, or car…….
November 20th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
I’m not real worried PDB has a very long “To Do” list. But just it case that PDBratwurst was a little mean. Funny but mean.
November 21st, 2009 at 1:16 am
Should have known. PDB now has a Facebook page.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/BOb-the-Prairie-Dog/61768181226
November 21st, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Hey, whose that skinny ass impostor? Big, big trouble now.