How to stop the Oil (or at least Vent a little about the spill)

I know every one out there has spent at least a little time thinking up ways to stop the oil. So Lets hear the ideas. I don’t care if they are crazy, zany, or brilliant. This is just us venting after all.

Here are two ideas to get things started:

1. Why don’t they stick a high tech plug in the hole. They could use a drill stem stinger to start with and then have a cone shaped plug with O-ring seals etc. All they have to do is stuff it into the pipe and no more leak.
OR
2. Why don’t they drop a really big rock on it. All they have to do is de-orbit a meteor at the right time and wham no more leak.

4 Responses to “How to stop the Oil (or at least Vent a little about the spill)”

  1. I’ve always found that the proper application of high explosives always seem to bring the desired results, although, there are sometimes unwanted side effects……

  2. Where is everybody?…… I, at least, have a valid excuse – I was captured and interrogated by Russian spies….. They’re everywhere – It’s McCarthyism all over again….. Luckily, PD Bob put together a Special Ops team and rescued me just before they busted the so-called spy ring, or, I would’ve been held by our Government – detained, restrained, blamed, and framed…. Thanks, PDB – Good Save…..

    Hum-m-m-m, I just wonder if this isn’t a con by the present administration (I use the term loosely) to direct our attention away from the Gulf of Crude fiasco?….. It’s Mad’s Spy vs Spy all over again…..

  3. Still here…………wanting to use Tony’s head to stop the leak.

    How about those Spies. Must have been having a good time here.

  4. 1st, I strongly agree with our esteemed leader. But add 1 word, Nuclear. I am under the understanding that those same russkies that detained our Commander in Chief (MR) have used small Nuclear devices at least twice to cap off broken deep water wells off of their coast. But BP is so afraid they will loose the well and the rights to it that they will not do anything to cut it off permantly. So we have the 3 ring circus that is going on down there now.
    2nd I have just been released from a turkish prison/International Harvester (Same thing) for a well deserved vacation this up coming week. BTW I ran across PDB and hie LRRP team just outside of Colby, Kansas heading out to rescue MR. There is even a 15′ statue of PDB at the compound.
    MR: Were those Spies or the Tseszk Highway Patrol ? Ooo Ooo Whatya Do, No one else can dance like you. So .what’s .all the all the fuss, Ain’t nobody got Spies Like Us.

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