Just minding my own business
I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a “Remember 9-11” slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me. Suddenly they yelled, “Aqbar Allah! Praise Allah!” and took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it. For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, “Man…that could have been me!” So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:54 pm
Just one of the perks of my chosen career.
July 14th, 2012 at 12:49 pm
Okay, it looks as if the Inmates have taken temporary control of the Community…. Get the off-color ethnic jokes out of your system and move on to other things, like slamming BOTH of the Presidential candidates….. My Question is: How do we get another candidate (any candidate – except Ms. C.) in the running?….. I personally don’t think the United States can survive 4 years of either one of them…..
July 15th, 2012 at 8:33 pm
AWWWW DAD……. It’s simple, 2nd american revolution. abolish the electorial college. 1 person 1vote. no charge to become a candidate. If you think you can do better than anyone else, you can run. and I should be able to vote for you.