St. Paddy’s Day……
Yep, anyone know any St. Paddy jokes?…. Â Here’s one I heard on the TV a few minutes ago….. Â Mrs. Paddy was busy milking the cow….. Â A fly kept bugging her, flying around her head and ears – just being annoying, which is a fly’s job, right?….. Â She finally got the fly to leave her alone with a solid backhand swat, so, the fly flies up and into the the ear of the cow….. Â A couple of minutes later, the same fly shows up in the milk bucket…. Â The moral of the story – Are you Ready? – is, “What flies in one ear comes out the Utter”….. Â I didn’t say it was a good joke!….. Â Anyone else have one….. Â Oh, Yeah, Kermit the Frog says, “Once you turn green, you never want to go back”…… Â Okay, Okay, I’ll stop…. Â Happy St. Paddy’s Day to all…..
March 17th, 2014 at 10:08 pm
Ok. Turn off the TV, put down the remote, Back slowly away.
March 18th, 2014 at 12:39 am
Oh, there’s more Mr. J….. Let me think, Hm-m-m-m….. What do you call a diseased Irish midget?……. Ready…… A “LEPERchaun” (Ha!)….. Get It?…… Take that, Mr. J-Do……