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I don’t want to live in Mexico……..

No, I’m not moving out of Oklahoma – Mexico has moved to Oklahoma……. The influx of Mexican’s into OKC has increased tremendously over the past year……. The S.W. section of OKC is referred to as “Little Mexico”…… If you don’t read Spanish, you don’t have any idea what business is located inside the buildings you […]

Government by the Idiots

I hope Jek’s hall project doesn’t turn out like this: Here’s how they get things done in Washington: The Dirksen Building was built in 1958 for senatorial offices….. When the building was finished, they discovered that the floor was too slippery….. So they covered it with carpet….. But the carpet was too thick so the […]

Twelve New Millionaires……

Who are they?…… They claim they want to be anonymous, but they are giving interviews left and right…… It’s the twelve jurors in the “Beat It” boy trail……. It’s the only thing I can come up with that would explain the verdict……. I told more than one person before the trail that Mr. Weirdo Elephant […]

Dumb Things Famous People Said

First, sorry ’bout these little short posts, but I’m stuck in Nashville right now being a care giver for a friend that is going through a bone marrow transplant……. I was hoping some of you out there would take up the slack……. Please post anything (well, maybe not anything)…… While visiting Japan in 2002, President […]

Our First Prez – G.W.

“Newscreep”, Ah…. I mean “Newsweek” beat me to this post… I had been saving it for awhile and just kept forgetting to post it…… The May 23 issue has an “exclusive excerpt” from a book on George Washington by David McCullough….. The excerpt makes a slight mention of my following “Military Unintelligence” from my WELL, […]

….And they are stupid

“Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group, of course, that believes that you can do these things. Among them are a few Texas oil millionaires, and […]

Government by the Idiots

In 1999, the CIA sold off twenty-five old lap-top computers……. Then agency managers remembered that agents had forgotten to erase secret data from the hard drives before putting them up for sale……. Nice………

Smart Thoughts about Stupidity

“Being in politics is like being a football coach”, Senator Eugene McCarthy said. “You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it’s important.”

Military Unintelligence

In 1990 the U.S. Army accommodated its powerful political friends by letting select civilians take target practice on army ranges……. Only cost us $5 million in tax money….. Maybe when the next war starts, the generals could send some of their country club pals over to fight it….. Seems only right to me…..

Enough is Enough!

I never thought I would say that I am ashamed to be an American….. I’ve always thought we, as Americans, lived in the greatest nation on Earth…. We are a free, compassionate, loving people, who consider ourselves as the protectors of Freedom and justice for the world… ….Or so I thought until the recent despicable […]

Dumb Solutions to Problems That Haven’t Been Solved by Smart Solutions

Why all this squabbling between Democrats and Republicans over who gets to be president? There’s enough work to go around. How about the Republican gets to be president during the day, and the Democrat works the night shift? Right now we only have a part-time president. There’s got to be enough work for a full-time […]