Slang for Idiots
Fashion designers refer to people dumb enough to wear really ugly clothes as “butt soup.”…….
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Why all this squabbling between Democrats and Republicans over who gets to be president? There’s enough work to go around. How about the Republican gets to be president during the day, and the Democrat works the night shift? Right now we only have a part-time president. There’s got to be enough work for a full-time […]
Stupid Signs from Around the Globe
In a maternity ward in India: NO CHILDREN ALLOWED.
Dumb Things Famous People Said
Nikola Tesla, who invented the alternating current, was considered an engineering genius in the 1930’s, a rival for acclaim to Thomas Edison. He was also a stalwart crusader against the evils of chewing gum. Not from a moral stance, but for health reasons. “By exhaustion of the salivary glands,” Tesla declared, “gum puts many a […]
Smokes & Gas
How come Gas Stations sell smokes but frown on anyone smoking while filling up their car. (ka – BOOM!!!)
Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate
Put down that hot dog. It’s a crime and a sin. Well, it once was in the third century, the Catholic Church declared sausages a sin. A hundred years later, Constantine the Great, Rome’s Christian emperor, declared sausages illegal. Why? Because they were part of the lobertine rituals practiced at a pagan festival for the […]